Introducing, the Mutant Freak Show!: Most Interesting

Welcome to my blog!

Hi. If you haven't read the "Introducing....." Section thingy on here, do that now, then come back and read the rest of this.

Ok, done reading now? Good for you. A big thumbs up if you actually did what I said, because there is no way I'm going to explain on here what I explained on there. Ahem. That's the cue for everyone who hasn't read the "Introducing......" part yet to go read it. NOW.

For those of you who have read it now or already, I'm happy now. If you still haven't, then you have some serious problems.

As you should already know, I'm a dragon/human hybrid. Surviving is tough sometimes, and it's always getting tougher.

Anyways, for my life in a nutshell, here I go: My twin and I were experimented on for seven years, both of us hybrids. When she didn't make it, I was replaced with her body when she was supposed to be cremated already, and so I made a clean getaway, and so they don't know I'm still alive. I lived in that building for several years before finally escaping with my laptop, which has kept me sane. Last month I met up with Evanna and the Flyers, (Jeremy, Jaime, Morgan, Gorgy and Alice) and we traveled around, now we're just, ya know, around.

And that's my life, shoved, stuffed, and packed into a tiny nutshell.

I fly...

I fly, because I can.
I try, because even if I fail, I can still try again.
They die, because it's either them or me, and I'm not giving up that easily.
The world is tough. I'm tougher.
The evil are strong. But I'm stronger.
They may have the guns and the money and the power.
But I have a will to survive that they can't even come close to understanding.
And it's that will that makes me a killer.
It's that will that means that no matter how many times you knock me down,
I guarantee that I will just get back up again.
And the only thing you've managed to do is piss me off.
So raise that gun. I dare you.
So put your finger on that trigger. I dare you.
But when you find yourself six feet under and pushing up daisies, know that that was a huge mistake you made.
Because messing with me will only lead you in one direction.
And that directions leads straight to death.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Most Interesting

This has been the most interesting turn of events.

Lemme explain.

As I said, there was a jailbreak yesterday.

I toasted some guys, melted some bars, and escaped into the hall.

That's where things got interesting.

First, a thousand lasers (actually, nine hundred fifty three, to be exact) centered themselves on me.

Second, a thousand (once again, only nine hundred fifty three) tiny little darts flew at me.

Third, I adopted a new ability.

An ability that happens to be me being able to expand my molecules until I'm pretty much both invisible and not there.

It took a few minutes, but I finally figured out how to move and got my cloudy butt out of there.

Of course, as soon as I figure out how to put myself back together again (and look like myself) there were a lot of men surrounding me. I managed not to get killed on the spot.

Instead, if I can do a little thing for the gov, they'll provide me and Justin with safe passage to wherever we want.

No, I'm not stupid enough to actually take their offer of safe passage to wherever we want. I can already go wherever I want. Paris, here we come!

Joking, of course.

But I will take the job, because they'll also pay us.

I had to talk them out of a credit card, though. I want cash.

And they want me to stop stealing.

Everyone wins!

So, I will be gone for a while, but Justin promised to update the blog for you guys.

I'll see ya'll later, and wish me luck!