Introducing, the Mutant Freak Show!: July 2008

Welcome to my blog!

Hi. If you haven't read the "Introducing....." Section thingy on here, do that now, then come back and read the rest of this.

Ok, done reading now? Good for you. A big thumbs up if you actually did what I said, because there is no way I'm going to explain on here what I explained on there. Ahem. That's the cue for everyone who hasn't read the "Introducing......" part yet to go read it. NOW.

For those of you who have read it now or already, I'm happy now. If you still haven't, then you have some serious problems.

As you should already know, I'm a dragon/human hybrid. Surviving is tough sometimes, and it's always getting tougher.

Anyways, for my life in a nutshell, here I go: My twin and I were experimented on for seven years, both of us hybrids. When she didn't make it, I was replaced with her body when she was supposed to be cremated already, and so I made a clean getaway, and so they don't know I'm still alive. I lived in that building for several years before finally escaping with my laptop, which has kept me sane. Last month I met up with Evanna and the Flyers, (Jeremy, Jaime, Morgan, Gorgy and Alice) and we traveled around, now we're just, ya know, around.

And that's my life, shoved, stuffed, and packed into a tiny nutshell.

I fly...

I fly, because I can.
I try, because even if I fail, I can still try again.
They die, because it's either them or me, and I'm not giving up that easily.
The world is tough. I'm tougher.
The evil are strong. But I'm stronger.
They may have the guns and the money and the power.
But I have a will to survive that they can't even come close to understanding.
And it's that will that makes me a killer.
It's that will that means that no matter how many times you knock me down,
I guarantee that I will just get back up again.
And the only thing you've managed to do is piss me off.
So raise that gun. I dare you.
So put your finger on that trigger. I dare you.
But when you find yourself six feet under and pushing up daisies, know that that was a huge mistake you made.
Because messing with me will only lead you in one direction.
And that directions leads straight to death.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

GRAWR!

That is the sound an angry dragon makes when she finds out her computer has been chipped with a tracking devise so the United States Government can track her and her human boyfriend.

SQUISH!

Is the sound that a United States Government agent makes when he gets in the path of said angry dragon while she attempts to run away from him.

And they wounded me, goddammit!

. . .

*sniffle* My wing hurts. My leather may be tough, but AK-47's (which I remember being illegal) are pretty strong when it comes to ripping holes through the delicate leather of my wing!

I'm gonna get some rest while Justin keeps working on this. He's trying to locate the bug. More later.

Saria Out.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

rant

Stupid theiving moronic idiotic retarted lying boneheaded dirty government people!

*rants and raves for several minutes unintelligibly*

. . .

Okay, Here's the deal.

I get back from doing the government's dirty work to find out that Justin is being held at gunpoint for something he didn't do. On top of that, our computer was stolen and hidden from us for a very long time.

I hate the government.

Here I thought we might be able to get along.

But I will not abide by their rules like this.

A very angry Saria out.

So...

Yeah, so all of the pictures below were taken with "Acquired" camera's. The two pictures, New Yawk and Colorado, were taken with a kind of cheap camera that I got in New York. Then I dropped the camera in Colorado after taking that picture. Now the flyers and I are heading South. We went to Chicago where I got a camera and that picture, now we're on our way again. We're in Burger King. Thank God my laptop gets internet wherever I am. Gotta go, the others are coming back with the food, which means I get to go get myself some food!